Waterbabyy

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

0shi0kiy0:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Well now I’m crying

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies
(via l-eer)

underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

relahvant:

petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

deejayr5:

why can’t i be rydel lynch

But then you wouldn’t be able to fall in love with the boys because incest.

iamhamburglar:

jessied181:

tltty:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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When you have a really “good” answer.

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waterandoranges:

UH OH

KENDALL’S RECORD LABEL HAS A TUMBLR

IT ISN’T SAFE

TUMBLR ISN’T SAFE

THEY’RE WATCHING US

RUN TO THE SAFE HOUSE